Stay home, dammit!!

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Let’s face it, there is little to laugh about of late.  Fortunately, my having an extremely sarcastic personality (shocker, I know) allows for me to stand back, now and then, snickering over some of the idiocy that presents itself during this virus pandemic.

Hey, one must laugh wherever and whenever one can!

My particular, non-essential, employment came to a halt at 8 p.m. on March 21st.  I’ve ranted about the aftermath in other posts, given the foundation of my industry and its dedication to beauty.  Maintaining an acceptable self-image, especially where one’s crowning glory is concerned, is more important to most salon clients than changing the oil on their car.  At present, my stylist-friends share that their clients are mostly handling this situation well and many salons, for a nominal fee, are providing their actively-working clients with their formulated hair-color mixtures for self-application at home.  For them, I can well understand not letting those gnarly roots show while they are out in the workplace, still able to bring home a paycheck.

Now, for those currently unemployed, those retired and hunkered-down at home (where you should be)…who cares?  Weekly clients…it’s damn time you learned how to shampoo your own head, at least for the sake of cleanliness!  Where are you going that you just can’t plop a scarf, or a hat, on your head if you do venture out?  People are walking around wearing masks and gloves, most looking like they just stepped out, ready to rob a bank.  You, putting a covering over a 3″ wide strip of roots, or hair that hasn’t been teased high enough to touch the roof of your car,  won’t get anyone’s attention!  Trust me!

All of this brings me to someone (who shall remain nameless) who has demanded, insisted and, along with much pissing and moaning, refuses to acknowledge the dire situation involving the rampage of COVID-19!  This client (and, trust me, there are millions more like them) just cannot understand why any legalities, or safety regulations, should impact their individual lives.   Their sob-stories…“Just lock the salon door and no one will know.”, “If you get caught by the state inspector, just say I’m your family!”, “Well, I just HAVE to get my hair done and that’s IT!”.

I won’t share their name but…here’s their photo.  Feel free to distribute it from wherever you are. Just call it my bit to do some community service for the salon industry.

Curlers

You’re welcome.

 

workshop-button-1From Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop…Share something that made you laugh this week.

I’ll admit to not laughing about much.  Some of the endless virus meme’s that everyone shares bring a smile, others bring a pause, a reminder, to keep prayers going for everyone.  I’ll also admit to being scared, for my family and friends and for humanity.  That being said, beyond this, I cannot laugh at the selfishness of others when so many humans are scared and suffering with this pandemic.

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What to do, what to do….

Let’s face it, most of us enjoy having some free time to accomplish the many things we keep putting on the back burner of our lives.  Now…that time is here, in the form of a quarantine, staring back at us like a teacher, demanding our homework!

I got nuthin’.

Oh, sure, the ideas are rolling through my head like a trucker on the highway but my mind seems to coast into every available rest stop.  The distractions are many at present.  The news, social media, phone calls, texts…all reasons excuses for not jumping into, and accomplishing, some needed project while I’m incarcerated, here at home.

The problem is…the time-frame in front of us with regard to staying-at-home, self-quarantining, and that provides opportunity to just push things off until tomorrow.  Or the week-end.  Even next week. 

Normally, being at work and involved with activities at our local sportsman’s club, I maintain a very active daily/weekly pattern and usually have little difficulty in balancing tasks at hand.  I miss that.  It’s only been a few days of coping with this relative nothingness and attempts to pretend that I’m on vacation or stuck at home from some weather-related emergency are useless mind-games.  Stir-crazy, cabin fever…you name it, I’ve got it, most of us have it or…will be getting it but…we will get through it!

My Daily Schedule:

4 – 4:10 a.m.  I awaken

4:11 a.m.  Coffee

4:13 a.m.     Watch the news  (periodic trips to the bathroom)

7:10 a.m.     The Husband awakens

7:11 a.m.    I check my text messages, check email, check social media, make list of things I probably won’t get done.

7:30 a.m.   The Husband checks his messages, email, has breakfast, watches the news and asks “What are you doing today?”  (is he kidding me?)

9:10 a.m.     I make The Husband’s lunch and he leaves for work. 

9:12 a.m.   The Husband comes back inside.  Forgot his glasses, his phone, his notebook, his lunch, his keys.

9:15 a.m.    He leaves.  Again.  This time I watch him drive down our road and see no more rapid U-turns back to our house.  (he calls from the car to tell me something he forgot but forgets what it was)

10:00 a.m.:   From this time, through the balance of the day, things won’t change much.  Not at this point, anyway. 

My schedule will be more of the above with the exception of a few household chores, making dinner and more excuses.  Sure, there will be an occasional trip to the market where most shoppers are keeping safe distances and some are dressed in garb looking like deep sea divers.  For me, this being home bound is in its infancy stage and the novelty involved will wear-off in a few days.  My real focus will turn to catching-up on personal and business paperwork, setting up a replacement PC for where I temporarily don’t work, doing some household purging and, of course, spending more of my forced free-time…writing.

What are you doing today?           

 

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From Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop…Write about how you keep busy during a “quarantine.” Is your daily schedule affected much at all?

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Another, and another…

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As COVID-19 continues its rampage across New York State, and everywhere else, a slow resonance is setting-in, maybe even overdue complacency.   The pattern of insanity in recent days with people engaged in hoarding the basic needs of living now is taking on an almost eerie pattern with the realization that we are all caught in the web of this viral assailant and, for now, there is little which any of us can do.  The game plan is well in place.  Wash your hands, keep absolute social distancing in force, self-quarantine, shelter in place…we know the drill.  Those fortunate, can work from home.  Others aren’t as lucky with their employment status coming to an abrupt halt and they now face survival through the next weeks, even months of this damn pandemic.

I’ve joined the ranks of the latter after an executive order was issued by the governor of New York State, closing down all non-essential businesses on March 21, 2020.  In that directive, hair salons, facilities where there is no acceptable safe distance from person-to-person and…I fully understand the importance of abiding by the safety measures that are crucial in working to stop the further spread of this virus.  Aside from what may be deemed “frivolous” in the salon industry, hair color, blow-drys, and other non-essential services that clients can certainly live without for the time being, there are hair replacement services which must be managed or there are serious bacterial complications.  And then, there are cancer patients who may be in need of a cranial prosthesis; the salon I work at is one of very few licensed facilities with the proper credentials to provide support to women dealing with cancer.  We are well-prepared to provide essential services on a one-to-one basis, observing and maintaining strict disinfection procedures while wearing sanitary apparel when in the company of any cancer patient.  Sadly, that door is now closed and there are no options in place for those in need other than to stay at home and weather this nightmare of a viral storm.

The crowds at the supermarkets here in New York have now moved onto our local Home Depot’s and Lowe’s, in a fairly orderly fashion, as shoppers seem focused on doing all that home “stuff” to occupy their time off from their jobs.  Neighbors are helping neighbors, people are keeping in touch through social media, dogs are getting walked, almost to the point of exhaustion, parents are home-schooling with great gusto, knowing that the liquor stores are not being closed down.  And, there are reports of lines going into local gun shops where legal gun owners are stocking-up on ammo, others legally purchasing firearms, all fearing that some won’t have any sense of lawfulness anymore.  Many are concerned that the virus could lead to a breakdown of public order, with looting and robberies as so much of daily life is shutting-down.

Whatever the scenario, here in New York and elsewhere, we will run this Coronavirus gauntlet for however long it holds us hostage and get through it. 

We will survive.

 

workshop-button-1From Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop…It’s been another week. Share an update about how your city/state is reacting to the Coronavirus.

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