Almost Wordless Wednesday – A Penny for your thoughts…

Subject:            Jaden Scott

Age:                  Not quite 3 
    
Place:                Costco/Brandon, Florida  

Relationship:    Youngest of my four, brilliant and

                          beautiful Grandchildren                       
Question:         WHAT…is he thinking????      

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Emma’s “Holy Saturday” Frittata

I’ve always felt that the sign of a really good cook is their ability to make a delicious meal out of whatever items they have on hand; my late mother-in-law, Emma, worked that very magic in her kitchen.   You could stop by, anytime, and in a flash,  you would be enjoying a marvelous feast.
Being Italian, she had little twists that she put into her meals that were so satisfying, and filling.  Taking her shopping, on the other hand, could test the boundaries of ones patience; my oldest daughter Jen can attest to that fact.  Never was there just one stop for groceries, Emma had separate stores for her meat, her cold cuts, vegetables and bread, much to the frustration of Jen who was the only one out of Emma’s grandchildren who religiously chauffeured her grandmother around, week after week, including a Saturday stop at the hair salon.
The one trip we all loved to make was down to Arthur Avenue in the Bronx area of New York; a yearly pilgrimage just before Easter when this famous shopping area is at its best and…crowded!  Hanging in the windows of various butcher shops are baby lambs and goats (don’t go “ewwww”…it’s an Italian thing to have both at Easter) and merchants are always happy to feed you, giving samples of their shop specialties to lure you into spending money.  But, even there, my mother-in-law still had her favorite stores that we followed her in and out of, holding shopping bags full of Sausage, Cheeses, Pasta, Breads, Easter Chocolates, Sfogliatelle, Cannoli and Napoleons from Artuso Pastry, our last stop as we struggled with bulging packages, making our way back to the car.
Everything I first learned to cook was from my book collection but, thanks to Emma, I developed a passion for creating meals as she did without the dependence on the written word or even measuring.  A little of this, a lot of that and, “don’t forget the Basil” were important ingredients to almost every meal.  I can still see her in the kitchen, slicing a huge loaf of round, crusty Italian bread while holding it under one arm.  When my husband was little, he remembers his father making trips to a local store to buy “Pot Cheese” (fresh Ricotta), packed in tall metal containers covered with cellophane and a rubber band that held the overflowing cheese from spilling down the sides; cheese so fresh that its middle would be almost buttery and perfect to spread over thick slices of bread with some grape jelly added.  Simple foods, incredible pleasures.

                                                                             

One of her seven sisters, Gilda, lived nearby and she was the baker of the family, making a fabulous Strawberry Spongecake drenched in a mouth-watering whipped cream for special occasions, a recipe I have still.   Aunt Gilda once taught me to make a regional pasta, called Garganelli, that she rolled on sticks brought from Italy.  Once rolled, the sticks were carefully removed and the pasta gently cut into smaller pieces, allowed to rest, then quickly cooked to be served with an amazing sauce.

Each year, on Holy Saturday, my mother-in-law would make her Frittata; a basic dish with Asparagus, Sausage meat, Eggs and Fresh Basket Cheese; this meal was a tradition after fasting on Good Friday.  It’s a very simple, easy to make dish, done in one large saute`pan.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
Basket Cheese can be found in most good Italian delicatessens; this soft, almost bland, cheese is generally made around Easter although it periodically appears at other times of the year; it is named simply after the container it is put in to drain and ripen. Most basket cheese is eaten fresh, soft and unsalted, but you can also salt it lightly and let it set for a longer time to obtain a firmer cheese. It’s delicious eaten with just a drop of Olive Oil, a sprinkling of Garlic Salt and a slice of Tomato!

   Basket Cheese             
                                         
                   
               Fresh Asparagus            
                           
                     Fresh Italian Sweet Sausage              
                  
                                                                                                     Eggs
                                                                                                                         
To serve four, you will need:
  • Large Saute`Pan
  • 1 Basket Cheese
  • 1 Pound Fresh Asparagus
  • 6 Eggs
  • 1 Pound Sweet Sausage
  • 1 Tablespoon Chopped Garlic
  • Olive Oil
  • Salt to taste
Remove the Sausage meat from their casings….you can just squeeze it out…saute with a dash of Olive Oil until cooked through; drain, remove from pan, set aside.
Turn out the Basket Cheese onto a cutting board and easily cut into cubes, set aside.
Cut the woody stem ends from the Asparagus, cut each stalk into 1″ pieces.  Using large pan, gently saute in one tablespoon of Olive Oil until tender, not soft; color should still be bright green.  Add cooked Sausage meat to pan, mix with Asparagus and the Chopped Garlic, cooking over low heat.  Add a drop more Olive Oil if needed.
Stir in cubed Basket Cheese, continue to cook over low heat.
Beat 6 eggs in bowl and slowly pour into pan, raising heat to medium level.  Slide pan back and forth across burner so that the mixture doesn’t stick and you have an Omelet consistency. 
When cheese is soft and eggs are set….you have…Emma’s “Holy Saturday” Frittata!  Serve along with a side Tomato Salad, fresh Italian Bread and…a nice Merlot if you don’t have Chianti in your wine collection.
 For more servings, just double your ingredients. 
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April Fools

Yup, it’s been one of those weeks..again; not just for me but for many of those around me, it seems.  From my blog-buds to those I can reach out and touch, everyone has been dealing with some evil Court Jester in one form or another, surviving daily havoc involving children, illnesses and just the struggle to get through one more day.

Given that, I decided to put together a list of April Fools; people that are around every day of the year but , here in Bloggy Land, they deserve a special tribute on this first day of April.

Right off the top, let me start with…
                             The Coupon/Free Offer Jesters

Offering nothing more creative, they land on various blogs with this… “Follow Me, I’ll Follow You” or “Visit my blog for great offers on bullshit you never wanted, don’t need and which isn’t worth a crap”.   I doubt if they ever really stop to read anything on the blogs they land on, don’t take the time to learn about the special person behind the blog, they just copy and paste their meaningless one-liners from site to site.  What irks me the most is when I see these self-absorbed Jesters post their inane comments on the blogs of friends who take time to write some incredible stories or share an incident from their lives, wanting nothing more than to just vent.

Well, that brings me to the next level…
                  The Thought-Less-Said-The-Better Jester

You’ve seen their comments; hollow words left on a blog when someone shares feelings about losing a baby, not being able to conceive,  dealing with a child struggling with some mental dysfunction or being frustrated over not finding a job.  “What will be, will be”, “It just wasn’t meant to be”, along with other idiotic, pointless words that reek of not really giving a damn about another person’s suffering.  Tell you what, how about offering something more significant that supports those sharing their hurt in the way of a prayer, good thoughts or…shut the eff up and refrain from leaving a comment at all? 
Sound like a plan?  Good; now go away!

My favorite…The Asinine Title for a Blog Jester

This one possesses little, if any, literary talent but, somehow, manages to plant their ass on some site and gets everyone else in their trailer park to sit around all day and vote for them.  You’ve seen them….”Nipples and Krispy Kreme Donuts, WTF!”; they go on to describe themselves…”Who me? I’m just a mom of 14 kids, all different fathers, doing it all by my lonesome…..Vote for Me!” 

The worst part is, some of these mental midgets scour the really decent blogs and then post crude and negative comments about some of the truly talented writers.  Am I missing something here or can someone explain to me just what the appeal is for what these underachievers put out for public consumption?  Why is voting for a truly fabulous blog overshadowed by these competitive, jealous vote-padders who contribute so little to the world of decent writing?

Hell, when did Blogging become a competition anyway?

Let’s not overlook this one
          Rainbows and Sunshine Shoot Out of My Butt Jester 

They never have a bad day, their children are geniuses (and perfectly behaved); they pass gas and their husbands think it’s music playing.  These women have the perfect life, perky boobs, firm ass, thin thighs, don’t need to diet or exercise and… visit a spa, monthly, to get rid of their stress!  Stress?  Like what… breaking a nail?

Enough!!!    I’m making myself nauseous here just writing this crap!

These Jesters look down on anyone who tells the truth; that means you, and you over there and, most definitely….me!  For them, life is some mentally-manufactured Utopia that they have created for themselves and want others to believe really exists.  There aren’t many of us who lead charmed lives and I have the utmost respect for any blogger who writes about the realities, shares tears, laughter and still manages to count their blessings throughout their darkest hours.  

Yes, this has been one of my rants; it’s been simmering for the last few days, just coming to a boil as I sat down to write this post.  After reading what several of my favs shared recently, I realized that we’ve all been on the same page with our feelings.  Life has been pretty twisted lately. We have all had enough, would like a change, a night out, laughter and some great Wine. 

Next week, we’ll go back and do it all again, this time, giving the finger to all those April, and everyday, Fools.

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